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¿Ser el plan B?

Cuando alguien se echa un gas, siempre culpa al perro

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Ago 16, 2022
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En serio, cuando alguien se echa un gas hay que culpar a otro, wsa es una ley inmutable de la vida, pase lo que pase y si estas cerca de un perro, sin importar que no sea tuyo, sea del vecino, sea súper limpio y no tenga antecedentes penales de “gases” fue el, es más, hasta haces un tremendo alboroto y escandalo así IUUUUUU ya olieron el gas que se hecho el perro, el pobre perro con cara de mmmmm, no fui yo, se los juro y tú sigues insistiendo, manoteando, haciendo aspavientos, es más hasta rápido te cambias de lugar para evitar posibles incriminaciones y dices “guacala, que comió el perro” mientras en tu mente se repite la palabra success, nadie se dio cuenta de lo que sucedió.

Eso es clásico, y no es para echarle la culpa al perro que uno tenga perros, aunque tengo que confesar que mi Chuleta si es muy dada a como decirlo de manera educada y polite, mmmmm, ella es muy pedorra desde chiquita, se los juro, desde que es bebe siempre anda con ese tipo de problemas de flatulencias y normalmente son muy olorosos, muchos, demasiado, tanto como para hacer que todos los que estén cerca de ella salgan corriendo, pero me pregunto cuántas veces habrá sido ella y cuantas veces habrá sido alguien más que la culpo a la pobre, lo acepto yo lo hice un par de veces, de esas que ya no puedes evitarlo o aguantarte un minuto más y el baño está ocupado, pues corres junto a Chule en la reunión familiar, te ríes un ratito, le avientas la pelota y discretamente dejas que salga el gas, procurando obvio que no haga ruido para que sea imposible de rastrear el origen y entonces BAM el crimen perfecto cuando oyes que tu primito grita “ay Chuleta, te pasas” mientras todos salen corriendo, el crimen perfecto.

Por eso es conveniente siempre tener un perro cercano a ti, en eventos, fiestas, reuniones sociales o cuando estas visitando a tu novia, nada mejor para esos terribles momentos que tener a una mascota cercana, preferentemente un perro, nunca he escuchado una historia en donde se culpa al gato de gases.

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  1. Amaro says:
    10 años ago

    Pobre Chuleta

  2. Yes says:
    10 años ago

    jajajajajajajajaja, se la pasa muy bien la condenada

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