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Las Inquebrantables Leyes de Murphy

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Leyes de Murphy de la ciencia a la vida cotidiana.

El origen de las Leyes de Murphy viene de los corolarios tan acertados, profundamente negativos y DIVERTIDOS se remontan a los años 40 en el desarrollo de experimentos aburridos sobre la fuerza de gravedad; estos experimentos no develaron el hilo negro de la ciencia, pero si le regalaron al mundo intensa sabiduría de énfasis de precaución.

Leyendo en la Wikipedia la historia sobre estas curiosas leyes uno de los subtítulos decía “Enfatización de lo negativo” pero no lo creo así, estas picaras leyes nos hacen que nos anticipemos a los errores o por lo menos nos botemos de la risa cuando se cumpla la sentencia de esa ley.

De estas leyes existen un montón de sentencias divertidamente irónicas que a toditos nos han pasado y nos llenan de esa risita que dices “Hay caray, no es tan gracioso cuando pasa”, aquí les pongo algunas.

Las Inquebrantables Leyes de Murphy
+Si algo puede salir mal, saldrá mal.
+Todo lleva más tiempo del que usted piensa.
+Si existe la posibilidad de que varias cosas vayan mal, la que cause más perjuicios será la única que vaya mal.
+Si usted intuye que hay cuatro posibilidades de que una gestión vaya mal y las evita, al momento aparecerá espontáneamente una quinta posibilidad.
+Cuando las cosas se dejan a su aire, suelen ir de mal en peor.
+En cuanto se ponga a hacer algo, se dará cuenta de que hay otra cosa que debería haber hecho antes.
+Cualquier solución entraña nuevos problemas.
+Es inútil hacer algo a prueba de tontos, porque los tontos son muy ingeniosos.
+La naturaleza siempre está de parte de la imperfección oculta.
+La madre Naturaleza es una perezosa.
+Es imposible enseñar algo a alguien que cree saberlo.
+Cuando se intente demostrar que algo no funciona, funcionará. (Esta ley es aplicable en viceversa)
+No puedes ganar más de 3 veces seguidas. (a menos que trates de demostrarlo)
+Si te despiertas de buen humor, siempre habrá algo que vuelva malo el día.
+Cuando buscas algo, encontrarás todo lo perdido, menos lo buscado.
+Cuando pares de buscar algo, lo encontraras.
+Si un artefacto no anda, apágalo y enciéndelo el día siguiente, volverá a funcionar como debe.
+En la cocina, todos los objetos que caen, van a parar abajo de la alacena.
+Cualquier objeto pequeño que caiga sobre un piso que tenga una rejilla, por más lejos que esté o más pequeña que sea, siempre va a parar a la rejilla.

Si quieren ver más sobre esta gran sabiduría popular vayan a este sitio.

Otras leyes simpáticas y negativas son las Finagle sobre la negatividad dinámica y el corolario de O´Toole.

Ley de Finagle: Algo que pueda ir mal, irá mal en el peor momento posible.
Corolario de O’Toole: La perversidad del Universo tiende hacia el máximo

Leyes increíblemente acertadas que nos hacen reír de nuestra propia desgracia e infortunio, gracias Edward Murphy.

Vaya estas leyes no sirven de consuelo alguno, pero si que nos divierten.

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