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OMG, ya tengo la solución para sobrevivir al 14 de febrero, una idea que surgió de la más plena y profunda inspiración de perder el tiempo en google plus, oh sí, yo sabía que todas esas horas desperdiciadas en esa red servirían de algo, además claro está, de hacer una análisis exhaustivo del uso de esta red social, yo sabía que un buen día algo bueno me dejarían esas horas.
Una solución básica y simple que siempre estuvo frente a mis ojos, pero no podía aterrizar, y es que verán se acerca el 14 de febrero y aunque lo neguemos todos los solteros del mundo experimentamos ese día, una especie de vacío revelador que nos hace desear tener una relación, algo así como lo que pasa en la navidad con los fantasmas de las navidades, pero en el 14 de febrero te visitan los fantasmas de tus relaciones fallidas para hacerte chillar porque estas más solo que un perro.
Entonces lo que hacemos los solteros es renegar del día, buscarnos actividades diferentes o incluso aplicas la de hacerte pendejo o pendeja, porque no necesitas nada o a nadie, pero eso no significa que no estés buscando una solución para sobrevivir ese día.
Pero saben que, hay una solución más práctica, una salida viable para sobrevivir a ese día sin sentirte solo o sola y la clave es alquilar un novio o una novia para ese día, WEY, ESA ES LA IDEA MÁS GENIAL DEL MUNDO; ojo, aclaro que no te estoy aconsejando que busques una escort, que contrates a una prostituta o un prostituto para el 14 de febrero, esa no es la idea de este plan, si quieres sexo sin amor y pagado, hazlo otro día para que no te pegue la cruda moral.
Yo hablo de otra cosa, alquilar a una persona para que funja como tu novio o tu novia, y te de esa experiencia de estar en una relación y lo mejor de todo es que al estar alquilando la experiencia romántica, te ahorras los disgustos, las peleas, los pleitos y todos los contras de una relación, porque obvio estas pagando por una experiencia, y las experiencias siempre son bonitas.
Además finalmente si eres hombre ya terminas pagándole a tu novia todo lo que se le ocurre, que malo habría en rentar una novia que no te haga sentir solo, ¿qué hay de malo?
Por eso se me ocurrió que me podría alquilar como novia para este 14 de febrero, digo soy hermosa, inteligente, perfecta, buena compañía, simpática, culta, ocurrente así que sería la novia perfecta por un mes, además, andarías con una chica nivel 9 lo cual sorprendería a todos tus amigos, porque ni de pedo podrías andar con alguien como yo, jajajajajajajaja, a menos que la estés rentando.
Y a partir de una imagen en internet que plantea esta solución, a mí se me ocurrió que para este 14 de febrero me voy a alquilar como novia, pero debido a la gran demanda y poca oferta, habrá un riguroso proceso de selección y por supuesto las tarifas de alquiler serán algo caras, pero vale la pena si piensas que alquilarás a una novia exclusiva y bella.
De momento en este servicio de alquiler de novias o novios solo estoy yo, pero planeo expandir el negocio para conseguir a más personas para proveer este servicio.
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